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Alex, 23, Stoke

Help stop me becoming a homeless queer statistic!

scion-of-divinity:

My name is Will, and I’m a 21-year-old genderqueer polysexual individual from the UK.

I’m currently staying in Spain due to my university degree, but am being forced to abandon my studies due to severe anxiety and depression issues, as advised by a psychiatrist.

What this means in practice is…

kawaiirhea:

rambeltilx:

birdghost:

videohall:

A parakeet trying his hardest to say ‘Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition’

I’M CRYING

the spanish inqui-baby bird

I can’t deal with this bird its too fucken funny

hguiney:

Latest OKCupid exchange. Is this the 2014 equivalent of a bar fight?

hguiney:

Latest OKCupid exchange. Is this the 2014 equivalent of a bar fight?

quil-ava:

uxxxie:

got this snapchat from my friend in japan

fuck me with these condoms or don’t fuck me at all

quil-ava:

uxxxie:

got this snapchat from my friend in japan

fuck me with these condoms or don’t fuck me at all

(via cannonballfm)

blobertson:

trillgamesh:

please watch this video and educate yourselves

this is perfect and hard to find on youtube

(via lavenderpanda)

fin-gets-clever-in-latin:

THE GIFSET I’VE BEEN WAITING MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR.

(via kawaiirhea)

Leave a Skies of Arcadia Character in my ask

Vyse - What are your dreams?
Aika - What is your greatest treasure?
Fina - Who are your best friends?
Drachma - Do you hold a grudge?
Gilder - What do you find attractive in a mate?
Clara - Do you have a crush?
Centime - Do you want kids someday?
Enrique - Do you believe in chivalry?
Moegi - Would you run off with a handsome stranger?
Marco - What gives you hope?
Lawrence - What would you do for $10,000?
Polly - Can you cook?
Pinta - How tall are you?
Brabham - How old are you?
Izmael - Have you ever built anything?
Khazim - Have you ever fired a gun?
Belle - Are you clumsy?
Osman - If you had all the money in the world, what would you buy?
Kalifa - What do you think your future holds?
Don - Have you ever given up?
Robinson - Have you ever missed someone?
Hans - Do you get along with your parents?
Kirala - Have you ever been to another country?
Urala - Do you like ethnic/foreign food?
Tikatika - How is your eyesight?
Merida - Can you dance?
Pow - Do you like animals?
Domingo - Do you want to explore the world?
Ilchymis - What was the last book you read?
Ryu-kan - What are you skilled at?
Doc - Are you a caring person?
Maria - Are you shy?
Piastol - What do you hate?
Galcian - What would you do if you ruled the world?
Ramirez - Who do you look up to?

Am I the only person who anthropomorphises Traffic Lights? I can’t look at them (British ones certainly) without seeing a face, the Red Light is a rather stern look, the yellow light is a nose, the green is of course a smiling face. It’s like they’re grinning when we go through them.

Of course, I might just be completely fucking insane.

(Source: tdd91)

I think the new QC is going to break Tumblr. Outstanding once again from Jeph.

traptastictasha:

Omg awesome…

(Source: atomicreligion, via rambleonamazon)

wewillnotgoquietly:

IT WAS FORETOLD

(Source: , via urds-well)

fireandshellamari:

egiru:

trynottodrown:

sizvideos:

Friendly Eel - Video

fact: eels are actually a dog snake hybrid. trust me i’m a marine biologist i should know

K

What an adorable squishy sea noodle.

(via kawaiirhea)